Glenn Beck Is A Douche Bag. Here's Proof. (Not That We Really Need Any)

Glenn Beck, if you're not familiar with (GOOD!), is an ultra-conservative talk radio & TV host. He's one of the main douche bags out there now who's responsible for hyping up this new wave extreme conservatism that has been sweeping the country for the past few years. You know the type I'm talking about. The kind of person who believes that Obama wasn't born in the U.S. and that only a select few should be able to receive health care. Unfortunately, a lot of people agree with him and that disgusts me because clearly he's a douche. I take that back... he's a SUPER DOUCHE. Need proof? Watch these:







UrbanDictionary.com has taken it a step further and recognizes the supreme "douchiness" with which Beck is and has turned his name into a nonsensical word that we can now use in everyday conversation. Take a look:

Glenn Beck

1. A mangina that pisses sitting down.
2. The fecal drippings from a buttsex creampie that run down the taint to create an unwanted pregnancy. (Best description ever)
3. An aborted abortion, the result being that only the brains have been vacuumed but the person remains very much alive.

Synonymous with the word "bullshit."

Synonymous with the word "myth."

Synonymous with the words "drug addict; alcoholic."

Synonymous with a radio/TV host who spreads bullshit, myths, rumors, and a bunch of other random, nonsensical fuckery on a daily basis. Used to be an alcoholic and a drug addict.

Examples:
David: Hey Doug, I heard some bad rumors about you at school.
Doug: Don't worry, it's a bunch of Glenn Beck.

I know she wears a skirt, but that's a dick-tucking Glenn Beck.

She went to the clinic to take care of that Glenn Beck.


My hat is off to you Mr. Beck. You've reached a level of douchbaggery that we may never see again.