I need to see this now!

Here are the reasons why: epic dog vs. cat junkyard battle, soft-core porn, monsters, guns, and explosions.

Trailer Trash, Pt. 17

This week's trash features what the Dukes of Hazard would be like in an alternate universe (and they had vaginas), a movie which asks the age-old question "Is it marriage or legalized rape?", a young boy who infects his WHOLE town with rabies, and finally what no film should be without - giant spiders!!! Enjoy.

Dixie Dynamite (1976)


The Blood Spattered Bride (1974)


I Drink Your Blood & I Eat Your Skin (1970)


The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)

Trailer Trash, Pt. 16

This week's selection of 'so bad they're good' movies includes the worst dinner party ever, Ida & Vincent - a really lovely old couple, one of the lamest attempts to kill people, and a gang of cycle-mad mommas (I did not make that up).

Deranged (1974)


Motel Hell (1980)


Rollercoaster (1977)


The Hellcats (1967)

Trailer Trash, Pt. 15

I've missed the past 2 weeks with this article, but it's back with hot dog-mouthed creatures from the sea in the first horror-monster musical(seriously?), women who are defiled by invaders from outer space, a double feature of demons & KUNG FU, and finally one of the best year book photos I've ever seen.

The Horror of Party Beach (1964)


5 Million Years to Earth (1967)


Devil Woman + Dragons Never Die (1976)
(This dude is totally in love with the sound of his own voice.)


Fear No Evil (1981)

Trailer Trash, Pt. 14

This week's trailers feature a black James Bond, a bunch of Brit-assholes screaming and making stupid-asshole faces, a trailer desperately trying to convince its audience of how scary it is, and possibly the best or most offensive subtitle ever given to a movie.

That Man Bolt (1973)


The Legend of Hell House (1973)


They Came From Within (1975)


The Black Connection (1974)

Trailer Trash, Pt. 13

Here we are with the 13th installment of Trailer Trash. I'm amazed and pleased with how many bad, old movies there are out there and this week's offering is now exception. We have a new master race (that wants to kill all white people), a complete rip-off of 'Carrie', a screamin' demon, and just your everyday, typical hell house. Enjoy.

The Black Gestapo (1975)


Jennifer (1978)


Dr. Black And Mr. Hyde (1976)


The Legend of Hell House (1973)

Trailer Trash, Pt. 12

Back again with some more trash cinema to revel in. This week's offering includes a disco godfather (no, really), killer hillbillies, a small group of vigilantes that want to take down THE MAN, and a rouge cop who is wearing the best 1970's-plaid-sports-jacket I've ever seen.

DISCO GODFATHER (1979)


SOUTHERN COMFORT (1981)


BUCKTOWN (1975)


Mitchell (1975)

Trailer Trash, Pt. 11

This week's trailers feature wicked marijuana, foreign sluts, an awesomely-bad Star Wars rip-off, and 1970's teenagers riding cars (and each other).

Evil Weed (2009)


Au Pair Girls (1972)


Star Crash (1979)


Van Nuys Blvd. (1979)

Trailer Trash: X-Mas Edition

Silent Night Deadly Night (1984)


Santa's Slay (2005)


Jack Frost (1996)


Black Christmas (1974 - original)

Trailer Trash, Pt. 9

I've been off for a couple of weeks, but I'm back with some fresh trash - both old & new. This week's offerings include a monster slayer, a psycho in training, horny vampire ladies , and a demonic love child.


Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007)


Behind The Mask (2006)


The Vampire Ladies (1970)


Ruby (1977)

Trailer Trash, Pt. 8

Here we are again with another assortment of trash cinema. This week's trailers feature a zombie in the basement, a man with a very POWERful mind, anamorphic duovision (whatever the hell that is), and one hot doctor.

House By The Cemetery (1981)
(Note: THIS IS THE BEST OPENING TO A TRAILER EVER!!!!!!)


The Power (1968)


Wicked, Wicked (1973)
(Note: This trailer claims the film features the very-latest in 1970's film technology. Oh boy.)


Dr. Minx (1975)

Trailer Trash, Pt. 7

So I'm noticing a trend lately that B-quality/cult movies are really making their way into the mainstream. This has been happening for a while (since Tarantino first blew up back in the 90's), but now movie studios are noticing the rise in population for these types of film too and of course jumping on the band wagon to try and make their own versions. I wonder how long this will last. Anyway, this week's trailers feature killer bees (sadly not one Wu-Tang member is featured), vampires with guns, bitches, and a hooded dude with a really big.... nose.

The Swarm (1978)
(Note: These bees will fuck your shit up)


Near Dark (1987)


Bitch Slap (2009)


Ink (2009)

Trailer Trash, Pt. 6

This week's assortment of trash features junkie prostitutes, hippies vs. Dracula, a crazy man with blonde highlights, and the best music video I've seen in a while.


(Note: Pay attention to the music on this one. The trailer can't make up it's mind as to what type of movie this is. Minute 1:41 confuses the hell out of me with the background music and what actually happens in the scene.)






SHUT THOSE DAMN KIDS UP!!!!!

Trailer Trash, Pt. 5

This week's selection features robots that want to impregnate some woman, creeps from outer space, British zombies, and demons from the Victorian Age (finally!).


Fear for her (because the trailer says so)!


The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is they're dead. Oh well, you can't have everything.


(Note: The trailer is a bit slow, but the music is pure awesomeness.)


I'm sorry are they saying "ASSFACE"?

Trailer Trash, Pt. 4

This week's bundle of trailers contain woman in cages, killer shower heads, creepy Italians, 27 seconds of people screaming, and of course all the gore and bad acting that we've come to expect from these kinds of movies.

Pets


Psychic Killer

"Everything I love dies."

The House With The Laughing Windows

(Note: This may be the scariest trailer music ever.)

Madhouse

Trailer Trash, Pt. 3

This week's batch of trash includes a necrophilic woman (hot!), what 1995 was supposed to be like... according to Australians, killer kids (yes, again), and a psychotic birthday celebration. Hooray!!

Macabre

"Lucy don't go in the kitchen!"

Dead-End Drive In

(Note: This is probably one of the worst concepts for a movie. Thanks Australia.)

Devil Times Five

(Minute 1:35 is worth watching.)

Happy Birthday To Me

Trailer Trash, Pt. 2

This week's trailers feature demons from Hell, a man whose brain is possessed on killing people, an eerie hotel, and killer kids. YEAH!

The Gate (just released on DVD this week)


Brain Damage


Private Parts (no, not the Howard Stern bio-pic)


Beware! Children At Play
(One of the most upsetting trailers I've seen in a while. It just doesn't sit well with me and really creeps me out. Wait for minute 1:31 and you'll see what I mean.)

Trailer Trash

In an effort to seek out those obscure vintage movies that are often referred to as grindhouse/cult/trash cinema I am featuring a new article on here called Trailer Trash. This is the first entry and if you're looking for something weird, disturbing, or just different than be sure to check these films out. They're not the best movies (in fact some of them are down right bad), but they are unique. The films below were all released on DVD/Blu Ray this week.

Warning: These trailers include scenes of satanic rituals, cowboy ninjas, insane-samurai-sword-wielding-1970's-Japanese-woman, and a killer who talks like a duck (fun for the whole family!) Enjoy.

The Hanging Woman



The New York Ripper



Billy Jack



Terrifying Girls' High School